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John Shuttleworth: Raise the Oof!

Radio 4 favourite, comedy legend, and ‘the 42nd best reason to love Britain’ (The Telegraph) JOHN SHUTTLEWORTH, is back with more hilarious stories and songs performed on his trusty Yamaha organ (with built-in auto accompaniment!) In RAISE THE OOF John celebrates 40 years in showbiz. Yes, it was 1985 when he met TV’s Clarinet Man – next door neighbour Ken Worthington who came last on New Faces in 73 (Tony Hatch crucified him!)

“When I met Ken he was eating a CurlyWurly” recalls John, “although initially I thought it was a packet of sparklers, so I gave him a wide berth”, and the rest, as they say, is hysterical!

“ Actually, I feel rather calm” muses John, “although after forty years and still no chart success, perhaps I should be slightly anxious. My wife Mary says I should get a proper job, but there’s not time – I’m about to retire! Besides, Comet – where I used to demonstrate audio equipment – no longer exists. As for the sweet factory in the Rotherham area where I worked as a security guard in the 1980’s – that’s now an Axe Throwing Centre. Oof!”

But I’m still posting off my songs (on cassette tape with Dolby so it’s not too hissy) to cutting edge pop acts like Chris Rea and the Lighthouse Family, plus I’m still being booked for nostalgic singalongs at the local hospice (for petrol money only) so we have every reason to celebrate my long and illustrious career. Do come along and join me in punching the air, and helping – in an orderly and controlled fashion – to RAISE THE OOF!

“His stand up is second to none, his timing is impeccable, and you can practically warm your hands on his good nature” The Guardian

“It remains a comic endeavour both bittersweet and laugh-out-loud funny”**** The Times February 2025

“A ludicrously compelling night out” Evening Standard

Sublime character comedy – the Guardian

Totally Unmissable – NME

 

This show is strictly for audiences aged 18 and over.

If you have access needs, feel free to email Aoife at aoife@cqaf.com for more info—we’re happy to help!

Drunk Women Solving Crime

Drunk Women Solving Crime are coming back to Belfast with their chart-topping true crime comedy podcast.

Join hosts Hannah George and Taylor Glenn, plus their special guest, as they ‘solve’ a true crime case, aided and abetted by a few glasses of fizz, as well as seeking justice for your crimes too.

Past show guests have included the likes of Katherine Ryan, Joanne McNally, Shaparak Khorsandi, Lisa McGee and Rosie Jones, and a fantastic time is always had by all.

They were last here in 2023 with two sell out shows, so book now to avoid disappointment!

This show is strictly for audiences aged 18 and over.

If you have access needs, feel free to email Aoife at aoife@cqaf.com for more info—we’re happy to help!

Josie Long: A Work in Progress About Giant Extinct Animals

****THIS EVENT HAS BEEN POSTPONED TO MONDAY 5TH MAY 2025****

All original ticketholders have been notified

Three-time Edinburgh Fringe Best Show nominee, Josie Long tries out ideas and hopes for the best in preparation for a full show next year, but please be reassured that you are in the safe hands of an accomplished professional.

‘Idealism and irrepressible fun are never far from the surface when Long stakes to the stage’ (Guardian). ****

This show is strictly for audiences aged 18 and over.

If you have access needs, feel free to email Aoife at aoife@cqaf.com for more info—we’re happy to help!

 

Mark Watson: Before It Overtakes Us

20 years in stand-up for the ‘Taskmaster’ cheeky texts icon, multi-award-winner, YouTube cult figure, Radio 4 favourite and recently ‘Baby Reindeer’ actor, Watson returns after seasons at the Adelaide, Melbourne, Sydney and Edinburgh comedy festivals.

A recent encounter with a stranger caused Mark to spend some time pondering the uncertain future facing humanity. He explores this – along with equally pressing matters like the worst word he has ever said in public, the current state of the UK sausage industry, and much more – in a typically frantic and fun-packed new show.

★★★★★ ‘A genius-level comic doing what he does best’  Time Out Melbourne

★★★★★ ‘Quite unlike anything else I’ve seen in almost 20 years of covering the Fringe…witty, warm, perfectly judged’ Telegraph

★★★★ ½ ‘An hour or two of our limited span on Earth in his uplifting, witty company is time excellently spent’ Chortle

★★★★ ‘One of the most genuinely joyous presences in comedy’ The Times

★★★★ ‘This is a stand-up operating at the very top of his game’ Independent

 

This show is strictly for audiences aged 18 and over.

If you have access needs, feel free to email Aoife at aoife@cqaf.com for more info—we’re happy to help!

Owen O’Neill: Hold Yer Tongue

Hold Yer Tongue is an engaging hybrid of poetry and storytelling. O’Neill is an award winning writer and performer who has won two  Fringe firsts at the Edinburgh Festival. He won Best actor Off Broadway for his portrayal of Nathan Cassidy in his one man play Absolution which also won The New York critics award for best play.

He has published three volumes of poetry, written plays for the stage and screen. His novel TOM JOAD AND ME was published in June 2024. ‘A carnivalesque, rockabilly narrative with a profoundly moving conclusion.’ said Patrick McCabe

He adapted the Shawshank Redemption for the stage and it is currently on a UK tour of Britain and North America.

‘O’Neill’s poems and stories are both poignant and hilarious. The highlight of the festival.’ – Culture Northern Ireland. 

‘O’Neill’s poems are like an emotional ambush’ – Toronto Sun 

‘I was simultaneously completely helpless with laughter and moved to tears.’ – The Scotsman

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