We're still not quite sure what form this might take as budgets were slashed at the eleventh hour but at a guess there will be some live entertainment and a few cheesy disco classics, a dash of vaudeville, maybe a hint of burlesque. Fancy dress, spot prizes, raffles and tombolas.

It may not be pretty and you probably wouldn't want to bring your maiden aunt but, what the hell, it's going to be 354 days to the next CQAF.